How to Fake an Orgasm
This information is primarily for women (who are notoriously not good at faking an orgasm), but the tips can work for men, too.
1.During sex, start to move rhythmically and start to make noise (from the beginning!)
2.Moan and cry out:
- shout your partner’s name over and over
- blurt out incomprehensible words and sentences
- look and sound like you are “out of control”
3.Increase the tempo of your movements – particularly your hips – as you approach “orgasm”
4.Now comes the muscle contraction:
- curl your toes
- clutch the sheets with your fingers
- contract your facial muscles
- open your mouth wide
5.Reach the climactic stage in a loud cry or moan. Then slow down immediately.
6.Relax (as if you are completely exhausted)
7.Smile
8.Light up a cigarette. If you DID IT in a public place, be careful, in many countries it is now illegal to smoke in public places.
